Parents' Funniest Tooth Fairy Stories

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mattstaff
May 31, 2021 4:00 PM EDT

There's no getting around the fact that parenting is a wild emotional rollercoaster that can test a human being's ability to be patient and understanding beyond all measure. If you're a parent with a little kid you're likely muddling through many days where you've had little to no sleep at all, while trying to juggle a wealth of responsibilities that somehow fit into your day. And then you factor in the moments when the tooth fairy needs to clock in. The whole tooth fairy situation can go on to inspire many funny moments with your kids. These stories are something else. 

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    Font - Bananapeel62 • 16h 6 Awards Once, my son got the bright idea to con the tooth fairy. He made playdoh teeth and left them. As he was totally naive about this, he shared his plan with me. He anticipated untold riches! However, the fake teeth only yielded fake money - chocolate coins in gold coloured foil! G Reply 3.6k 3
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    Font - SandylnStLouis • 14h 2 Awards My son refused to let Santa or the Easter Bunny or the tooth fairy in the house. He would cry and get so nervous and anxious. Santa had to leave presents on the porch. Easter Bunny left the basket on the porch. Tooth Fairy left the money in the mailbox. I still have his little letters that said Dear Santa, I love you. Please don't come in my house. LOL. G Reply 1 1.5k ...
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    Font - KodiakBear413 • 16h No kids here, but I had caught my mom. She let me know she thought she heard a burglar coming to steal my earnings. When I was worried that she scared off the tooth fairy, she let me know that she heard bells earlier and not to worry since she was there. Another story was when my brother accidentally swallowed his tooth, and the tooth fairy taped his money to the toilet. G Reply 4 284 ...
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    Mammal - ed1099 · 16h I made the kid put his tooth in a little jewellery/ring box and then got him to put it up near his pillow. Was super easy to smuggle the thing out and replace the tooth with money. G Reply 29 ...
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    Rectangle - * Aggressive-Green4592 · 15h My youngest was so sweet and put it next to her pillow so it was easier for the tooth fairy to get it, my middle child left her notes, want to talk about difficult! Try to reply to a note in the dark. G Reply 16 3 ...
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    Rectangle - CataractsOfSamsMum • 16h 3 1 Award One of mine lost a tooth on Christmas Eve. We told her if the Tooth Fairy and Santa bumped into each other we would all be sucked into an alternative dimension, so she had to stay quiet in bed no matter what. G Reply 1 1.0k 3 ...
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    Rectangle - mediastoosocial • 16h 1 Award The tooth fairy didn't have any coins for our 6 year olds tooth. She took it from said 6 year olds money box. And yes, the tooth fairy feels guilty af. G Reply 1 306 3 ...
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    Font - periwinkle_cupcake · 13h We have a pillow that hangs on the outside of the door. 6 Reply 4 3 ...
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    Font - Tippas · 15h Sleight of hand. We used to have a little drawstring bag for putting the tooth in, When my kids teeth fell out I would 'go get the bag' but at the same time I would secretly wrap the money in kitchen roll and then get them to wrap their tooth in a similar piece and hand it to me to put in the little bag. Pretending it was the tooth I would put the wrapped up money in the bag instead, hide the wrapped tooth in my pocket, tie the drawstring and get them to place it under their
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    Font - ZAMİLOD • 15h You just go when they are fast asleep, it's no problem what so ever. The trickiest bit is to have coins at hand when they are needed.. I barely ever use cash and if I do it's pretty much always notes and not the "gold" coin that's the standard fare. Once my kid lost his tooth the day before his birthday so 'the tooth fairy' left him a tiny tiny card and pressed flower with the coin. G Reply
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    Font - lolothescrub • 16h Once accidentally left a 20 under the pillow G Reply 4 419 + ...
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